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Amanda Horney (1857–1953), was a Swedish politician. She belonged to the pioneers of the labour movement, the Social Democratic movement, as well as the women's rights movement in Sweden.
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Fakhri Odeh was a Kuwaiti actor. He died on 6 May 2025, at the age of 75.
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