{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
{"slip": { "id": 138, "advice": "Keep it simple."}}
{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}
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Alex Métayer (1930–2004) was a French humorist.
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{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
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The 2014–15 snooker season was a series of snooker tournaments played between 8 May 2014 and 4 May 2015. The Riga Open was the first professional snooker tournament held in Latvia. The season also saw the first professional tournament in Portugal as the Lisbon Open took place.
"}{"slip": { "id": 90, "advice": "Brush your teeth the moment you get up."}}
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Robert Bogardus was an American lawyer and politician from New York. He was a lineal descendant of Dominie Everardus Bogardus.
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