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{"fact":"A cat\u2019s eyesight is both better and worse than humans. It is better because cats can see in much dimmer light and they have a wider peripheral view. It\u2019s worse because they don\u2019t see color as well as humans do. Scientists believe grass appears red to cats.","length":256}
{"slip": { "id": 96, "advice": "Don't give to others advice which you wouldn't follow."}}
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The Warren Alpert Medical School is the medical school of Brown University, located in Providence, Rhode Island. Originally established in 1811, it was the third medical school to be founded in New England after only Harvard and Dartmouth. However, the original program was suspended in 1827, and the four-year medical program was re-established almost 150 years later in 1972, granting the first MD degrees in 1975.
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MCMLXX is an album by American jazz pianist Ray Bryant released on the Atlantic label in 1970.
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Seto Station is a passenger railway station located in Higashi-ku in the city of Okayama, Okayama Prefecture, Japan. It is operated by the West Japan Railway Company.
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{"slip": { "id": 178, "advice": "It always seems impossible, until it's done."}}
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