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Juan Pablo Freytes is an Argentine professional footballer who plays as a centre-back for Fluminense.

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Diarrheneae is a tribe of grasses, containing two genera.

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St Peter's Church, Edensor, is a Grade I listed church in Edensor, Derbyshire. St Peter's is the closest parish church in the Church of England to Chatsworth House, home of the Dukes of Devonshire, most of whom are buried in the churchyard. St Peter's is in a joint parish with St Anne's Church, Beeley.

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